Hannibal Buress - Gangsters Ask Questions

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  • Published on May 16, 2019
  • #HannibalBuress on racist porn comments, having too much pickle juice, and his problem with #LilWayne .
    Hannibal Buress stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2010.
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Comments • 900

  • ichigo rain
    ichigo rain 17 hours ago

    "..ay man....... you want a cookie or something?" completely genuine

  • brokenupsound
    brokenupsound 19 hours ago

    Speaking of racism and sexism, I noticed a healthy population of hot white girls

  • matthew kühl
    matthew kühl 21 hour ago

    Mitch Hedberg has come back to us!

  • NWforager
    NWforager 21 hour ago

    put onions and carrots in pickle juice . its gaf

  • Kenji Summers
    Kenji Summers 23 hours ago

    How is Hannibal not more popular?

  • matsu louer
    matsu louer Day ago

    Okay but that last joke was absolutely brilliant. Perfectly set up

  • Dollar Bill
    Dollar Bill 2 days ago

    😂😂😂

  • Ryan Haynes
    Ryan Haynes 3 days ago

    I hear alot of mitch hedberg delivery in this.

  • Kenn Tollens
    Kenn Tollens 4 days ago

    I gotta have me a sowench with some peeyuckle juice.

  • Foozic
    Foozic 4 days ago

    Hannibal the honorable cookie Mohammad

  • Sharandon Phillips
    Sharandon Phillips 4 days ago

    Bendana shopping😂😂😂

  • Kloa
    Kloa 4 days ago

    Opens up with porn

  • Robert Pryor
    Robert Pryor 5 days ago

    Probably trying to one-hand type riggers, like production crew rigogers, you know they have some elaborate movie shoots.

  • agthaog1986
    agthaog1986 5 days ago

    ((Yawn))

  • living_dead_guy_222
    living_dead_guy_222 5 days ago

    Bill Cosby payed for the dislikes.

  • SockPuppet Granny
    SockPuppet Granny 5 days ago +5

    He needs to learn how to Cripp walk. 😂😂

  • Donald Palmer
    Donald Palmer 6 days ago

    Not funny

  • Class C Act
    Class C Act 6 days ago

    this nigga only funny to white people!

  • BlaqueCzar
    BlaqueCzar 6 days ago

    That celebrating your absence thing..is so real. 21st century men are kinda weird. I'm one too so I know.

  • biggj21
    biggj21 6 days ago

    Dis no66auh not funny

  • Miles Moore
    Miles Moore 6 days ago +1

    Wack

  • StephenRahrig
    StephenRahrig 6 days ago +1

    There’s definitely some Hedberg influence there

  • Eric Thompson
    Eric Thompson 7 days ago

    So refreshing to find someone being funny. So many comedians today are wrapped up in politics and shi****g on Trump.

  • Doyouboo
    Doyouboo 7 days ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

  • Bull Jordan LLC
    Bull Jordan LLC 7 days ago

    I agree with the guy, My girlfriend is black and I see people shaking their heads at us all the time. I like black pussy, get over it.

  • Harvey Hernandez
    Harvey Hernandez 8 days ago

    Honestly the pickle juice joke isn't even funny. What kinda kush y'all smoking so this sounds funny ?

  • SomeRandomDoctor
    SomeRandomDoctor 8 days ago +1

    “AY CUZ PASS THE POTATO SALAD”

  • Over 40
    Over 40 9 days ago +2

    Hannibal never disappoints. Genius comedian

  • Jacqueline Chang
    Jacqueline Chang 9 days ago

    omg im dead

  • GOM420
    GOM420 10 days ago

    🤘😆🤘

  • Bsap Bsap
    Bsap Bsap 10 days ago

    Hannibal is the man. Crowd didn’t understand the last couple jokes.

  • MunchFPV
    MunchFPV 10 days ago

    We're tired of hearing about race, move along.

    • Nicholas Tautuhi
      Nicholas Tautuhi 8 days ago

      I've noticed a startling absence of likes on your shitty fucking comment. Move along.

  • yungvendingmachine
    yungvendingmachine 10 days ago +1

    Youporn comments are shit, pornhub comments are where its at

  • NKWTI
    NKWTI 10 days ago

    Kinda like Dane Cook, but good.

  • MrBlazzin101
    MrBlazzin101 10 days ago +2

    God damn hannibal you finally got back on stage jesus.

    • MrBlazzin101
      MrBlazzin101 8 days ago

      @1967 M35A2 thought I heard this before. Hannibal is dead then I guess

    • 1967 M35A2
      1967 M35A2 8 days ago +1

      2010

  • mxamiss5
    mxamiss5 11 days ago

    Comedic genius

  • Aaron Ashcraft
    Aaron Ashcraft 11 days ago

    GOLD!

  • E. Lewis #11
    E. Lewis #11 11 days ago

    he reminds me of tyler the creator

  • exactinmidget92
    exactinmidget92 11 days ago

    I like this guy as an actor but he is meh as a comedian.

  • sherbertdjones
    sherbertdjones 11 days ago +3

    I really love being a Crip!! The camaraderie is my favorite part!!

  • jensibowable
    jensibowable 11 days ago +1

    My man started off with a closing bit

  • noo dles
    noo dles 12 days ago

    Hannibal is one genuinely funny person all the time.

  • Anne-Gabrielle Berthaud
    Anne-Gabrielle Berthaud 12 days ago +91

    That was the strongest opening for a comedy skit I’ve ever seen.

  • its the current year
    its the current year 12 days ago

    He's funny but he lacks flow.

  • Carlos Cruz
    Carlos Cruz 12 days ago

    This guy is good!

  • Jake Flannery
    Jake Flannery 12 days ago

    Funny?

  • 4Legacy
    4Legacy 12 days ago +14

    I don't think Hannibal has been on YouPorn in a while
    "My girlfriend is hot, but what I'd really like to do is finally bang my sister!"
    12k likes

  • GRIMM
    GRIMM 12 days ago

    5:19 the original verbose meme

  • nowwithmorekick
    nowwithmorekick 12 days ago

    Ive had gangsters pull me aside to ask me questions all the time so they know whats going on in the streets.or whats going on with me with other people cause im some random innocent dude and they do a better job policing the streets than the police being as corrupt that they are.

  • Dai Soto
    Dai Soto 12 days ago

    BITCHES BE SHOPPING

  • Eman Gamer
    Eman Gamer 12 days ago

    If we could trade every racist for an apple-juice hater that would be great.

  • Glenn
    Glenn 12 days ago

    Is there one black persons in the audience?

  • nope datt
    nope datt 13 days ago

    Hannibal's comedy is good. If only gangsters were a little nicer in asking those questions, I might not be so scared to answer.....

  • omarmoon57
    omarmoon57 13 days ago

    I dont know who could be funnier than Hannibal

  • Sean Carney
    Sean Carney 13 days ago

    My geometry teacher was friends with him in middle school

    • Mr Kane
      Mr Kane 11 days ago

      My tango instructor saw him on a bus six years ago

  • Titan
    Titan 13 days ago +4

    He looks like that one mr krabs glasses meme

  • Mr1T
    Mr1T 13 days ago

    Repeated material from years back. Yikes

  • tempviduse
    tempviduse 13 days ago

    As soon as he said “youporn” I was like “oh....”

  • Man of Tai Chi
    Man of Tai Chi 13 days ago

    640 people don't like apple juice... 🍏 😛 🤢 😠

  • Micah Roy
    Micah Roy 13 days ago +3

    His delivery reminds me of Mitch Hedburg.

  • Elly KindredZombie
    Elly KindredZombie 14 days ago

    You're hilarious I love the apple juice joke would love to go out for drinks with you think we would laugh a lot

  • Anita Hit
    Anita Hit 14 days ago

    Apple juice hater

  • Depression is cool
    Depression is cool 14 days ago

    Great set, but I wish that he would of tied in the bit about handing out cookies and sprinkling pickle juice on the cookies

  • topdollarrific
    topdollarrific 14 days ago +1

    Motts fresh pressed goes hard!

  • Robert Bishop
    Robert Bishop 14 days ago

    Hannibal sucks. Never come back to Miami, until you learn to handle your alcoholism issues.

    • Robert Bishop
      Robert Bishop 11 days ago

      @Tobias Soriano LOL what you are rambling on about?

    • Tobias Soriano
      Tobias Soriano 11 days ago

      Learn to handle your abusive father and lack of a family structure.

  • Jae
    Jae 14 days ago

    Hilarious

  • Anthony Kirkwood
    Anthony Kirkwood 14 days ago

    Funny man, and i'm white and English.

  • Dhakadice
    Dhakadice 14 days ago +3

    So true. Apple juice haters GOT TO GO!

  • GlowingTurtle
    GlowingTurtle 14 days ago

    Very funny dude

  • Dhakadice
    Dhakadice 14 days ago +3

    "What? What?" Dat's 2 questions rite dare.

  • Amy Kay
    Amy Kay 15 days ago

    He reminds me of Mitch.

  • Real Young Chaotic
    Real Young Chaotic 15 days ago

    I laughed so hard my butthole hurt

  • Nle
    Nle 15 days ago

    Bill Cosby

  • Don Classico
    Don Classico 15 days ago

    LMAOOOOOOOO

  • Hello World
    Hello World 15 days ago

    Man this wasn't even funny

  • excuZza
    excuZza 15 days ago

    Gotta eat the lettuces 🥬

  • Mai Nyigguh
    Mai Nyigguh 16 days ago +5

    "Flick em on my sandwiches for flavor" is what he's gonna be known for.

  • John Rambo
    John Rambo 16 days ago

    Im so glad he got major airtime after calling Bill Cosby out. He had allegations before but money talks but when Hannibal did it, it got steam and now Cosby will die in a jail cell.(unless Judge gives a humanitarian release). I wonder though, if hannibal was a white comic would we all even know about the rapist cosby. Serious. Did it get steam cause it was black on black? Im just glad all those women who came forward go a little bit of justice. Cant imagine why a person would drug then rape. He was Bill Cosby. He could have banged any girl he wanted pretty much. I have a theory though. What if he didnt stand up to the fact that black dudes usually have big dicks. What if Bill Cosby had a micropenis-(actual real diagnosis), and he felt the only way he could lay down on top of a woman was to drug her so she couldnt make fun of his tiny dick

  • 4k Starfish
    4k Starfish 16 days ago

    Pornhub comment section is best

  • Rafi Hasan
    Rafi Hasan 16 days ago

    He has a douche bag beard according to family guy.

  • Love 4music
    Love 4music 17 days ago

    Lived in that minute. Now democraps r labeled terrorists for sympathizing and tryna import em

  • TetrisClock
    TetrisClock 17 days ago

    So, I've learned that porn and apple juice are stronger than racism. Maybe Hannibal is racist but has never noticed because he likes apple juice so much?

  • Bumps in the night
    Bumps in the night 17 days ago

    Apple juice gonna give you diabetes bro...

  • Smoky Donuts
    Smoky Donuts 18 days ago

    They’re rhetorical questions so technically they’re not really questions but statements.

  • Himimi
    Himimi 18 days ago

    😂😂😂😂

  • baseborn kids
    baseborn kids 18 days ago

    Killing it

  • Impuhlz
    Impuhlz 18 days ago

    Give it up for Hannibal Burgers folks!!!

  • GabbishLee Gifted
    GabbishLee Gifted 18 days ago +21

    “If you’re choking him, how come he’s talking normal”
    What Hannibal should have said:
    Be a gangsta- don’t ask questions” hahaha

    • toastman444
      toastman444 13 days ago +1

      That would have been funny but Hannibal likes to make you think like him, so he tends to be really consistent throughout his jokes

  • Swat Kats
    Swat Kats 18 days ago

    Wait I clicked on this nbs?

  • Aking213
    Aking213 18 days ago

    All white people lol

  • Shurry Ma
    Shurry Ma 19 days ago

    The first decent comedian in a while.

  • Yeno SeeKnowt
    Yeno SeeKnowt 19 days ago

    We need the comment section on porn sites for their names

  • Ezra
    Ezra 19 days ago +3

    If he forced someone to give testimony he'd be Hannibal Duress

  • manny bernard
    manny bernard 19 days ago +1

    One day later...
    A crib is knocking at his door.

  • Vermi Hax
    Vermi Hax 19 days ago

    Love me some Hannibal. I'd play video games and celebrate your absence. 😂😂😂

  • Hansy
    Hansy 20 days ago

    Plenty of racist comments when white men fuck blacvk women as well...

  • Dave Buster
    Dave Buster 20 days ago

    Just watched a little bit of the Eric Andre stand up and you can definitely tell the difference between a genuine stand up artist (Hannibal) and whatever Eric is. Just to be clear I still love what Eric does but you can tell who's the real stand up comic.

  • Adiel Ben Judah
    Adiel Ben Judah 20 days ago

    I didn’t care for the routine.

  • The Kareful Koala
    The Kareful Koala 20 days ago +7

    "Quote from the video you just watched"

  • Fede Moreno
    Fede Moreno 21 day ago

    Dr Lecter actually was a real persón..looked alot like Hopkins in his mugshot too