I'm not Hurt/Bandsaw Bread???

  • Published on Oct 6, 2016
  • Thanks for all that asked if i was hurt etc but sometimes it's hard to build stuff and work all the interest i get from places in to the day so i've missed a few weeks so things don't get rushed.
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Comments • 1 679

  • Michael Ward
    Michael Ward 2 months ago

    Not up to date??? I havent even see all the stuff you've done mate.
    Absaloutly brilliant Colin we all do love it !
    You brourt me here and our fellow people buddy .
    Cant thank you enough mate . It's a matter of time and I'll meet someone like me who is on the same page as you to .
    Makes it so much easier to work with those who are into this stuff .

  • C.J. O'Dell
    C.J. O'Dell 2 months ago

    Even Colin's worst videos are better than the vast majority of junk the most popular TVcliprs upload.

  • Wez Parsons
    Wez Parsons 3 months ago

    The scene where your voice is sped up you sound Scottish lol

  • Ahmet Perkün
    Ahmet Perkün 6 months ago

    Ekmeğe saygı göster

  • ejad Saje
    ejad Saje 6 months ago

    Haha.are you crazy or what colin?

  • Siberian Orange
    Siberian Orange 6 months ago

    Colin's best video ever! Who wouldn't like precision sliced bread..?! Lol

  • waisinet
    waisinet 8 months ago

    What is the story of the Ladezone-sign behind him?

  • DoctorX17
    DoctorX17 8 months ago

    I was hoping you'd slice liverwurst or something for the sandwich

  • Racer Shooter Fighter
    Racer Shooter Fighter 9 months ago

    3:03 cutting the carbohydrates

  • Ben Payzant
    Ben Payzant 11 months ago

    You guys have canned hotdogs?

  • romy Ruben
    romy Ruben Year ago

    1:06 🤣

  • Tanish Sharma
    Tanish Sharma Year ago

    Make a robot

  • RWBHere
    RWBHere Year ago

    That dangling tie worries me when you get close to machinery. I knew someone who was seriously injured on a car engine fan, and another lad lost most of his scalp on a lathe, when his long hair decided to become intimate with it.

  • UnpopularPosting
    UnpopularPosting Year ago


  • GR lighting uk
    GR lighting uk Year ago

    world record idea???

  • Lathenion
    Lathenion Year ago

    if there is a way to gum up a blade, its this

  • Mida K
    Mida K Year ago

    Colin has ADHD, I swear.
    Morning - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!? Eat cereal. Boring. Make metal cereal with explosions instead.
    While doing stuff - Bored WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
    Bed time? Shit.

  • omar cut
    omar cut Year ago


  • Hiran Perera
    Hiran Perera Year ago


  • REKT Poops
    REKT Poops Year ago

    This is a bad colinfurze video, but it's still by colin so it is still better then normal videos.

  • dirtypunks
    dirtypunks Year ago

    my favorite yet xD totally useless but funny xD

  • Kimn
    Kimn Year ago

    Colin, Please do something stupid with a car

  • Maximum Profugo
    Maximum Profugo Year ago

    does this remind anybody of the old kirby episode where king deedeedee's cook makes paper thin sandwiches for his minions?

  • DeathEgg666
    DeathEgg666 2 years ago

    Good thing he didn't turn the suds on lol

  • Buddha Belly
    Buddha Belly 2 years ago

    what's the benefit of a band saw over say a cold cut chop saw?

  • MFM Gaming
    MFM Gaming 2 years ago

    So yea where is the lettuce tomato onion and all that? I think this should be a thing. Lolz

  • Max Smith
    Max Smith 2 years ago

    That poor saw...

  • bananasmith 12345
    bananasmith 12345 2 years ago

    precision bread cutting....

  • Mac Swanton
    Mac Swanton 2 years ago

    Coincidentally, I have a bandsaw in my dining room. Now I see how I can have the ultimate French toast, thanks to this bloke! Cheers!

  • Chris Barton
    Chris Barton 2 years ago

    Like that saw , need one of those

  • idhott2003
    idhott2003 2 years ago

    Do you guys know we don't put hot dogs in cans

  • Devon Mikuleza
    Devon Mikuleza 2 years ago

    build a go cart out of a bed frame the mettle thingy at the bottom that holds it up

  • Devon Mikuleza
    Devon Mikuleza 2 years ago

    build a generator out of a 24 volt scooter motor and a bike

  • Riley Cammers
    Riley Cammers 2 years ago

    I saw your hover bike on outrageous acts of science

  • Mystic Aviator
    Mystic Aviator 2 years ago

    So it can cut through 6 inch solid steel and a loaf of bread, but will it cut through fruitcake?

  • Michael Riggs
    Michael Riggs 2 years ago

    this is why I love this guy lol. Doesn't have anything to post " Hey i got an idea. lets take a loaf of bread and cut it... the extreme way"

  • Sam Fielding
    Sam Fielding 2 years ago

    Buys a couple thousand pound machine as an overkill bread cutter... time well spent

    MOTOSNOWRIDER 2 years ago

    Legend has it, that after this video Collin's workshop was never free of mice again....

  • Christopher López
    Christopher López 2 years ago

    Next series of videos on this channel will be: "Cooking lessons with uncle Colin and his industrial grade tools"

  • JudgeBee
    JudgeBee 2 years ago

    finally you make something smart ;D

  • steam1100dan
    steam1100dan 2 years ago

    im a bit disappointed you didn't used the suds feed with sandwich filler as coolant!lol. very entertaining all the same.

  • KM Hoover
    KM Hoover 2 years ago

    You may have done the freezerwave, but can you do the reheaterator? (AKA Could you try a refrigerator that heats things?)

  • Billy Beane
    Billy Beane 2 years ago

    sausage lover! lmao no puffs

  • olsmokey
    olsmokey 2 years ago +1

    Stop loafing about. You can do breader than this.

  • Andrew Fawcett
    Andrew Fawcett 2 years ago

    That bread has plenty of iron in it

  • Noodles McPastaMan
    Noodles McPastaMan 2 years ago

    Part off some salami on the lathe, and Mill some ice cream for desert.

  • Rutger sterk
    Rutger sterk 2 years ago

    make some sort if can crusher that shoots the cans after being crushed

  • Mike Lund
    Mike Lund 2 years ago +1

    20 Pokémon go

    FXRNXCECLIQUE 2 years ago

    What's his snapchat?

  • glvm 24
    glvm 24 2 years ago

    kau gila

  • Erik Martin
    Erik Martin 2 years ago

    cortando pan? ha hecho la del partner JAJAJAJA

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  • Olivia Lambert
    Olivia Lambert 2 years ago +1

    Who needs butter when you have oil.

  • li wo
    li wo 2 years ago

    are you ok

  • BrianBell4073
    BrianBell4073 2 years ago

    You should do stand up Colin...This video has basically no content but I am pissing myself laughing. You have a special talent.

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  • TheCoolStuffHD
    TheCoolStuffHD 2 years ago

    His "ate meal" sandwich.

  • Teebor
    Teebor 2 years ago

    That bread is almost as thin as a sandwich from a petrol station in the UK

  • Jason Axford
    Jason Axford 2 years ago

    Deep fry the thin slices. 3:26 worst attempt at keeping the label covered up.

  • Jorge Luiz
    Jorge Luiz 2 years ago

    Eu sou fã mesmo deste canal já faz muito tempo
    Gostaria muito que os vídeos tivesse legenda em português Brasil

  • Daniel Ade
    Daniel Ade 2 years ago

    About as thin as the meat at the store

  • formerly 987946216430
    formerly 987946216430 2 years ago

    3 mm - you crazy bastich.. There's no bread integrity. That won't hold the mustard at all!

  • 17Industries
    17Industries 2 years ago

    Awesome video! I've been watching you since your channel was created! Your videos are the inspiration for my channel! If you subscribed to my channel it would be the coolest thing in the world!

  • angelito Garcia
    angelito Garcia 2 years ago


  • Sl Meyers
    Sl Meyers 2 years ago

    tomato and lettuce are totally necessary. Can that thing slice a 1mm tomato slice? or lettuce? Camembert?

  • Gazelle Samyueru
    Gazelle Samyueru 2 years ago

    Where the fuck does the blade go in that saw? Surely it can't bend around back to the start?

  • Andreas Tormin
    Andreas Tormin 2 years ago


  • Donanım Plus
    Donanım Plus 2 years ago

    Meraba bende buna benzer kendi yaptığım icatların videosunu cekiyorum kanalıma bir göz atmanızı tavsiye ederim

  • Thriller Mike
    Thriller Mike 2 years ago

    Make the worlds thinnest sandwich Two 3mm slices and a pice of wafer thin ham the 7mm sandwich !!!!

  • Crusoee 1
    Crusoee 1 2 years ago

    Watch my viedeo ?

  • Lena Wolf
    Lena Wolf 2 years ago

    behind boot observation break freshman.

  • deli çocuk
    deli çocuk 2 years ago

    Amk oğlu

  • Darius Parisshi
    Darius Parisshi 2 years ago

    hahaha... sanwich + grafito= calculos rebales or vesicula XD

  • puch z one sprinter racing

    Typ tekst of een websiteadres of vertaal een document.Annulerencolin really? bread cut with a band saw !?

  • 5K VENOM
    5K VENOM 2 years ago

    Don't give machines women's jobs

  • Matthew Manning
    Matthew Manning 2 years ago

    My Gran could cut it that thin

  • cetusipy
    cetusipy 2 years ago

    Aww Colin has gotten too big for his own good. R.I.P another youtuber who stopped hustling once they made it.

  • Germanwtb
    Germanwtb 2 years ago

    He might not be hurt, but hes definetly working on that...

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    Are you high?

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    Are you high?

  • Emilio Aburto
    Emilio Aburto 2 years ago

    You should do an inverted sandwich! Thin slices of bread inside giant pieces of cheese or meat or whatever, you obviously going to find the proper "bread"

  • Bitclef
    Bitclef 2 years ago

    Wow thats amazing I wish I could cut bread like that! I love thin bread slices!!!

  • Chase H.
    Chase H. 2 years ago +1

    Such a fucking child XD

  • norman holland
    norman holland 2 years ago

    melt butter in the coolant tank! buttered slices.
    Or put power through the blade and its toasted as well..........

  • Coventry Pressure clean

    Baileigh industrial advert number 3 disappointed Colin maybe light a fire work next time mate

  • Richard Hutchinson
    Richard Hutchinson 2 years ago

    I don't know what's worse. That you published this video or that I watched the whole thing.

  • Krellio 900
    Krellio 900 2 years ago

    Colin make automated food processing again

  • Rod Johnson
    Rod Johnson 2 years ago

    ...How did this video ever get over 22k likes!?

  • Orlando Harrison
    Orlando Harrison 2 years ago

    okay, done and done.

  • Johann Bach
    Johann Bach 2 years ago

    Why are you making mouth noises like Pee Wee Herman?

  • Alternate Universe
    Alternate Universe 2 years ago


  • MatthewLun
    MatthewLun 2 years ago

    you must be really mental 3mm as he cuts bread using a STEEL saw :)

  • Robert Perry
    Robert Perry 2 years ago

    Love those hot dogs

  • ROVER25X
    ROVER25X 2 years ago +1

    Put this on the play list with biscuit engineering lol

  • cris rose
    cris rose 2 years ago

    ahhh classic, non sponsored, colinfurze XD

  • lehot tom
    lehot tom 2 years ago

    i can't scan on snap on can give me him name of snap pls?

  • Black Ghost
    Black Ghost 2 years ago +1

    I think it was great...and not the WORST video ever >:p ahha XD i mean..COME ON...ITS COLIN FURZE COOKING with MACHINERY show haha!!!

  • TamilTigerLTTE
    TamilTigerLTTE 2 years ago +1

    Fucking shit video, unsubscribe

  • Jebus Jones
    Jebus Jones 2 years ago

    This is completely lame, lol. I prefer your 'real' videos far more.

  • Euriah Is Nerd
    Euriah Is Nerd 2 years ago

    Best video ever